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well cleaned my x type before my trip to Scotland looked really nice so it did, we stopped at a mates on the way up for a break I had parked on his drive and went in for a cuppa, after 10 mins there was a knock at the door, it was the neighbour '' ive started pressure washing my drive, would you mind moving your car so I can get on'' yes I replied, when I went out he'd only splattered my pride and joy with mucky gritty water I said why didn't you ask before you started, just never thought was the reply, i'll get a sponge and wipe it down he says, yeah you do that I said if you want your arms ripped off, I had to use his washer to get most of it off and gently hand wash the rest. just where do some people get they're brains from.

 


At least he came to tell you once he saw the mess he was causing.

It would have been far worse if he had just tried to use his sponge to hide away what he had done.

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True, but I think knowing the power of a pressure washer id have asked for the car to be moved first, common sense really

Probably didn't think then thought "Oh S**t!"

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