The Duke of Lancaster is the Queen, Charlie. We Lancastrians never settle for second best. Ready for dinner soon, just cocktails, dinner jacket and black tie, and Moules Mariniere, followed by potted Morecambe Bay shrimps with brown toast, tiger prawns and salad, washed down with a bottle of Pinot grigio, and after that a glass of mulled wine. We have to keep up standards! Peter.