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The Iron Sheik just used Twitter to threaten Billy Ray Cyrus. The guy may be the most crackers man on Earth. They hardly put him on WWE tv now because, if they do, he just swears about Hulk Hogan.
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Daisy tried to such the mucus from the sinuses, but she has no lips, so it was hard for her to create any pressure...
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I was expelled from the University of Leeds for threatening to take off my trousers. True story.
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More bridges burnt and lovin' it. Morgan Yorks Sec (in e-mail): "We've had very few bookings from Yorkshire members."Me: "Maybe they think things are going down the pan under your leadership."
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Anybody here into Harry Potter? I never bothered with it before, but I got into it to try to have something in common with this broad I was trying to get with. That went !Removed! up like usual, but I am genuinely interested in the stuff now. I used to be with Stewart Lee, saying it's just a kids book series, but there's some dark stuff in there.I also like using words and phrases like those a 1930s gangster might, on another topic. i.e. "Broad".
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I'm a guy who burns bridges while I'm still on them. Somebody has acted disrespectfully to me today, and they will pay.
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Under Armour is my favourite sports shoe company now. Mostly because prices are reasonable, and the shoes fit well. But now I find the company's HQ is on Hull Street in Baltimore.
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I just had a dream that Gaby and I were The Doctor's companions. These weird rocks started appearing, and I woke myself up shouting, "Something weird's going on here, Gaby. We need to tell The Doctor."