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Didn't expect that.

Raistlin
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On  the motorway this  morning, I noticed a car some distance ahead suddenly erupt in flames and smoke.

By the time I got there, several cars had stopped, as did I, and four of us used our fire extinguishers and hopefully managed to smother the fire under the car's bonnet.

The car's driver, a woman of about forty, came to the front of the car when the fire seemed extinguished and said:-

"Don't think I'm f&%^ing paying you for those fire extinguishers. I didn't f&%$ing ask you to to use them."


that's gratitude for you!

hi Paul

what type of car was it

cheers

joe


11 hours ago, Raistlin said:

Yaris Joe. DO you know who she was?

hi paul

no just wondered what car she drove

I thought Yaris drivers were sensible drivers, obvious not

cheers

Joe

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